Skipping Church

SKIPPING CHURCH

    Pastor Thompson woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was

     An exceptionally beautiful and sunny early spring day, decided he

     just had to play golf.

     So… he told the Associate Pastor that he was feeling sick

     And persuaded him to give the sermon that day. As soon as the

     Associate Pastor left the room, Pastor Thompson headed out of town

     to a golf course about forty miles away.

     This way he knew he wouldn’t accidentally meet anyone he

     Knew from his church. Setting up on the first tee, he was

     alone. After all, it was Sunday morning and everyone else was in

     church!

     At about this time, Saint Peter leaned over to the Lord

     While looking down from the heavens and exclaimed, “You’re not

     Going to let him get away with this, are you?”

     The Lord sighed, and said, “No, I guess not.”

     Just then Pastor Thompson hit the ball and it shot straight

     Towards the pin, dropping just short of it, rolled up and fell

     into the hole.

     IT WAS A 420 YARD HOLE IN ONE!

     St. Peter was astonished. He looked at the Lord and asked, “Why

     did you let him do that?”

     The Lord smiled and replied,

     “Who’s he going to tell?

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